Choose from a superb line-up of comedians from our Pre-Edinburgh Comedy Festival.
Cutty Sark hosts special events and activities throughout the year. Admission charges apply (family activities are free with entry).
Family Fun Weekend
Let’s heave up the anchor and set sail in this anchor-themed workshop. Design and make an anchor door sign with your very own message to hang on your bedroom door.
Cutty Sark Studio Theatre
Pre-Edinburgh Comedy Festival
Dates: 22 July–4 August 2016 | Times: All performances start at 19.45, venue opens at 18.45 | Age: Adults | Admission: £12.00 adult
Sean Walsh and Elliot Steel: Friday 22 July
Hailed by The Guardian as ‘unquestionably the best observational comic of his generation’, Sean Walsh, star of BBC Two’s Live at the Apollo and E4’s Virtually Famous, shares new material on board Cutty Sark.
Elliot’s hilarious and honest routines are gritty real-life tales of growing up on a South London council estate – all delivered in his refreshingly individual style.
Simon Munnery and Sam Fletcher: Saturday 23 July
‘Avant-garde comedy god’ (Time Out), British Comedy Award and Perrier Award nominee, Sony Radio Award winner and Fringe veteran Simon Munnery shares brand new work.
Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer nominee, Sam Fletcher – ‘a true indie comic’ (Time Out) – performs the workings of his new, Edinburgh Fringe-bound, stand-up hour.
Holly Burn and Andrew Hunter Murray: Sunday 24 July
Holly Burn: I am Special
Holly Burn is special, more special than you... Alas, the world hasn’t caught on yet. As the voice of Generation Y, join her as she wonders aloud why the life that’s due to her is so elusive.
Andrew Hunter Murray: Round One
Star of Fringe smash-hit Austentatious, Andrew Hunter Murray presents his debut solo hour, a sizzling slab of character comedy, high-stakes idiocy, outlandish wordplay and an extremely exciting Music Round.
Zoe Lyons and Pierre Novellie: Monday 25 July
Zoe Lyons presents her trademark high energy, brilliantly observed routines and sharply written material in this hilarious show.
Following his well-received 2015 Edinburgh show, Pierre has since been nominated for Best Club Comic at the 2016 Chortle Awards and is filming for Channel 4’s Comedy Blaps. Join him as he takes to Cutty Sark's stage.
Tony Law and Jordan Brookes: Tuesday 26 July
Multi-award winning comedian and ‘errant knight of tomfoolery’ (The Guardian), Tony Law shares new work on board the last surviving tea clipper.
Chortle Comedy Award Nominee Jordan Brookes presents a brand new stand-up hour.
Lolly Adefope and Pippa Evans: Wednesday 27 July
After a sell-out Fringe debut, The Independent's ‘One to Watch’, Evening Standard's ‘Fresh Faces of 2016’ and Chortle Best Newcomer nominee Lolly Adefope presents her second hour of character comedy.
Come join Chortle’s Music and Variety Act of 2016 for more marvellous ‘inspirtainment’ as Pippa returns to tell jokes and sing at you.
Shappi Khorsandi and Henry Paker: Friday 29 July
‘Britain’s best young female comic by any yardstick’ (The Guardian), Shappi Khorsandi has appeared on Have I Got News For You, Never Mind the Full Stops, as well as being a regular contributor to BBC Radio 4 programmes such as The Now Show and Just a Minute. Join her in her hilarious Cutty Sark debut.
After winning the Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year award in 2008, Henry’s many comic talents have seen him carve out a career as a comic writer, stand-up, actor and cartoonist. He graces the ship’s boards this July with his comedic brilliance.
Abandoman: Saturday 30 July
Life + Rhymes
Ireland's top comedy, hip-hop, improv team returns, using razor-sharp improvisation to transform the audience's likes, loathes and daydreams into hit songs and captivating tales.
Sam Simmons and Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Sunday 31 July
Sam Simmons: Not a People Person
Join Sam Simmons for a brand-spanking-new hour of mind-blending internal self-hatred, paranoia, and comedy – because you have to put comedy in it.
Kiri Pritchard-McLean: A Hysterical Woman
Leicester Mercury Finalist and the brains behind multi award-winning Gein's Family Giftshop, Kiri Pritchard-McLean investigates genetics, gender and race – what a laugh.
The Throne of Beauty: Phenomenal Women by the London Oriana Choir
The London Oriana Choir and Dominic Peckham celebrate the launch of 5|15, a pioneering initiative promoting women composers.
A mesmerising collection of choral music inspired by the power of women will feature the first 5|15 commission by acclaimed composer Cheryl Frances-Hoad. The concert will mark the start of the choir's new residency at Royal Museums Greenwich to coincide with the forthcoming re-opening of the Queen’s House this year.
Dates: 6 July 2016 | Venue: Cutty Sark | Times: 20.15-22.00, doors open at 19.30 | Admission: £29.50 premium tickets*, £22.50 standard, £20.25 concessions (applies to standard ticket only), £5.00 under 18s (*Premium tickets include premium seats, one free drink and exclusive access to the Main Deck).
Cutty Sark is dedicating term-time Wednesday mornings to our youngest visitors. Bring your little sailors along for songs, stories and playtime on board.
Cutty Sark Characters
Come aboard to hear Cutty Sark’s incredible stories brought to life by characters from the ship’s past. Meet Captain Woodget, the ship’s most daring master; Jock Willis, the man who built Cutty Sark; Nannie, the ship’s figurehead; or the ship’s cook, James Robson, who all have an extraordinary story to tell.
Cutty Sark reopened to the public in April 2012, marking a new chapter in the extraordinary life of the last surviving tea clipper and one of the world’s most famous ships.
Visitors to Cutty Sark can venture aboard and beneath the beautiful three-masted clipper: walk along the decks in the footsteps of the merchant seamen who sailed her over a century ago; explore the hold where precious cargo was stored on epic voyages; and even walk underneath the 963-tonne ship in the dry berth below to view the elegant lines of her hull.
Cutty Sark, National Maritime Museum, Royal Observatory Greenwich and Queen’s House operate under the banner of Royal Museums Greenwich. Cutty Sark is open 10.00–17.00, Monday–Sunday (subject to change please see website for details). Admission to Cutty Sark is £13.50 for adults (£11.50 concessions) and £7.00 for children aged 5-15. Family tickets are priced at £24 (1 adult and 2 children) or £35 (2 adults and up to 2 children). Bundled tickets are available with other Royal Museums Greenwich attractions.
Royal Museums Greenwich members receive free entry to Cutty Sark among their membership benefits. Admission to Cutty Sark is by ticket, available online, by telephone or in person on the day. Due to high demand tickets may be unavailable on the day to those who have not purchased their ticket in advance. Tickets can be purchased online or by calling the bookings line on 020 8312 6608.
Cutty Sark is located a short walk from the Cutty Sark DLR, and Maze Hill and Greenwich train stations. The closest tube stations are North Greenwich (to change to local buses) and Canary Wharf (to change to DLR), both on the Jubilee line.
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